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Cool And Unusual Punishment

This version of Cool And Unusual Punishment was released by Nofx in 2005.

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Absolute shibari, cold noodles and hot sake
The mistress bar in Roppongi is the place
For Japanese hardcore, not the kind you’re gonna find at the record store
Not the kind designed for the kind hearted

Do not pass go, do not get bail
Go directly to Osaka Jail
Where you get locked or drunk under the table

For just under 10,000 yen
You can visit hell and come back again
For the process of hurting and healing
Cake and candle wax dessert
It’s not fun ’til someone gets hurt
Who’s the next to get hung from the ceiling

So if you want rewards and consequence
They got the cool and unusual punishments
Get on your knees for Japanese instruction
Rope and Cigarette burns, forget about any health concerns
This is pure assisted self-destruction

Kanpai and bottoms up, unhelping hands hogtie you up
One bad deed surely deserves another
Bruised from bamboo caning
Coming home try explaining this to your significant other
Good fucking luck…

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Nofx has released many songs over the years besides Cool And Unusual Punishment. Nofx released songs from 1988 to 2005 spanning across albums like Liberal Animation, S&M Airlines, Ribbed, Maximum Rock 'n' Roll, White Trash, Two Heebs, And A Bean, Punk In Drublic, Fuck The Kids, Heavy Petting Zoo/Eating Lamb, So Long And Thanks For All The Shoes, The Decline, Pump Up The Valuum, Surfer, 45 Or 46 Songs That Weren't Good Enough To Go On Our Other Records, BYO Split Series, Vol. III (NOFX/Rancid), and 7 Inch Of The Month Club. Decade Lyrics has over lyrics & songs by Nofx.

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