Lyrics to
The Big Bright Green Pleasure Mahine

This version of The Big Bright Green Pleasure Mahine was released by Simon & Garfunkel in 1966.

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Do people have a tendency to dump on you?
Does your group have more cavities than theirs?
Do all the hippies seem to get the jump on you?
Do you sleep alone when other sleep in pairs?
Well there’s no need to complain,
We’ll eliminate your pain.
We can neutralize your brain.
You’ll feel just fine
Now.
Buy a big bright green pleasure machine!

Do figures of authority just shoot you down?
Is life within the business world a drag?
Did your boss just mention that you’d better shop around
To find yourself a more productive bag?
Are you worried and distressed?
Can’t seem to get no rest?
Put our product to the test.
You’ll feel just fine
Now.
Buy a big bright green pleasure machine!

You better hurry up and order one.
Our limited supply is very nearly gone.

Do you nervously await the blows of cruel fate?
Do your checks bounce higher than a rubber ball?
Are you worried ’cause your girlfriend’s just a little late?
Are you looking for a way to chuck it all?
We can end your daily strife
At a reasonable price.
You’ve seen it advertised in Life.
You’ll feel just fine
Now.
Buy a big bright green pleasure machine.

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Simon & Garfunkel has released many songs over the years besides The Big Bright Green Pleasure Mahine. Simon & Garfunkel released songs from 1964 to 2004 spanning across albums like Wednesday Morning, 3 AM, Parsley, Sage, Rosemary And Thyme, Sounds Of Silence, Bookends, Bridge Over Troubled Water, The Concert In Central Park, and Old Friends: Live On Stage. Decade Lyrics has over lyrics & songs by Simon & Garfunkel.

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