This version of Playboy Short was released by Too $Hort in 1985.
Our Too $Hort Songs profile has
Here's more interesting things in songs and lyrics tied to Too $Hort or about the 1980s in general.
Well I’m Too $hort baby, hear what I say
I never do work but I always play
Cause the game is life and I play the game
So you never talk down on a player’s name
When I grab my mic I’m the one man crew
Talking bout me, wouldn’t think about you
When you heard Too $hort came to town
You never would’ve thought I’d be looking down
On who? On you cause I’m so big
Me and my money is all I dig
I’m from the Dangerous Crew, we ain’t no punk
We take 24 tracks, drop the funk on your ass
Beating like a dope fiend
Back seat riding in a limosine
Telling that freak all about me
The creater of greater, sucker MC’s
Chilling out in the Oaktown singing a rap
No MC could rock like that
Now I say it like bitches say
No MC could rock my way
When I rap it’s always great
Wouldn’t care if it was like or on a tape
It’s me, $hort, the one and only
Spitting that rap to all my homies
You know about you, you know I’m a star
When I rap too good I might take it too far
Had the whole damn crowd going wild
Cause I don’t stop rapping, that’s my style
Too $hort baby from East Oakland
I got more hoes than I can count on my hand
You got women? Well I got more
You don’t know? Shit, I’m Playboy $hort
They call me “Playboy $hort” known everywhere
Had a life long dream to be a player
Way too cold at a younger age
It was every day, just make that page
Still playing the same, still young at the game
Never talk down on a player’s name
Cause I’m big time, paid all my dues
I’m rich and famous and way too cool
People can’t fuck with the way I’m rhyming
They say it’s too slow but it bought these diamonds
Too $hort baby is the name I use
A ’93 Lexus is what I cruise
Clean from the start, I thought I was it
I was Cadillac Slick in the dust I kick
But the Caddy got parked cause I’m riding new
Eastside bitch, so I’m siding, fool
Money everywhere, all over the floor
At the bank I’m known as “Mr. $hort”
At the house I be chilling, getting some head
Writing raps all day, even in bed
And them groupie-ass bitches love this shit
The funk rap master, made to fit
Just her, I’m all in them guts
Homeboy can’t fuck so I hooked it up
But young women like you with your big round butts
Blind girls driving down the street called “Love”
Chasing that man, who really can’t stand
Seeing your face so now you ran
And you don’t realize what you’ll soon see
The way making love is supposed to be
With a player known as Playboy Too
Rock a mic and a freak and you’ll both be through
Players play women who like to get played
Bitched like you just trying to get laid
But I like money, and I get paid
I do my duty and say “Good day”
I didn’t want to make love, I’m not that fast
What the hell, she’s a freak, she even asked
So let’s go to my room, after the show
Treat me like a pimp, and pay me hoe
You can suck my dick and I might sing
Just love Too $hort, I’m everything
So cool, my name is “Too”
Call it how you want but I won’t call you
Ring my phone and you might see
Ringing my phone just won’t get me
Cause I’m hard to find, and I get mine
And if I was looking for you, I wouldn’t be in line
I’d be right on time in the right place
Too $hort baby all in your face
Talking bout mine and what I want
Fucking MC’s with the Dangerous funk
I’m on my way, to the top
So much rapping I’ll never stop
And all that fame, you might claim
Couldn’t stand up by my rap name
You might be good, I don’t care
I’ve been rapping like this 13 long years
I got more respect then you’ll ever get
Cause I don’t stop rapping and you know that shit
Sucker MC’s with your record deal
Most tapes out now couldn’t be real
Cause your tracks ain’t shit, dreaming bout hits
But you’ll find out Too $hort don’t quit
When I grab my mic I’m the one man crew
Talking bout me, wouldn’t think about you
When you heard Too $hort came to town
You never would’ve thought I’d be looking down…
Want more lyrics and songs by Too $Hort?
Too $Hort has released many songs over the years besides
If you're a fan of the music of the 1980s looking for more songs from 1985 or the 1980s overall, you've come to the right place!
More Songs & Lyrics by Too $Hort
- Coke Dealers (1985)
- Don’t Ever Stop (1985)
- Everytime (1985)
- Female Funk (1985)
- From Here To New York (1985)
- Girl (1985)
- I Don’t Stop Rappin’ (1985)
- Players (1985)
- Short Rap (1985)
Show More Lyrics
- Wild Wild West (1985)
- Blowjob Betty (1986)
- Invasion Of The Flat Booty Bitches (1986)
- Oakland, California (1986)
- The Bitch Sucks Dick (1986)
- Dope Fiend Beat (1987)
- Freaky Tales (1987)
- Little Girls (1987)
- Mack Attack (1987)
- Partytime (1987)
- City Of Dope (1988)
- Cusswords (1988)
- Don’t Fight The Feelin’ (1988)
- I Ain’t Trippin’ (1988)
- Life Is… Too Short (1988)
- Nobody Does It Better (1988)
- Oakland (1988)
- Pimp The Hoe (1988)
- Rhymes (1988)
- Ain’t Nothin’ But A Word To Me (1990)
- Dead Or Alive (1990)
- Hard On The Boulevard (1990)
- In The Oaktown (1990)
- It’s Your Life (1990)
- Paula & Janet (1990)
- Pimpology (1990)
- Punk Bitch (1990)
- Rap Like Me (1990)
- Short But Funky (1990)
- Short Dog’s In The House (1990)
- The Ghetto (1990)
- Hoes (1992)
- Hoochie (1992)
- I Ain’t Nothin’ But A Dog (1992)
- I Want To Be Free (That’s The Truth) (1992)
- In The Trunk (1992)
- Intro: Shorty The Pimp (1992)
- It Don’t Stop (1992)
- No Love From Oakland (1992)
- So You Want To Be A Gangster (1992)
- Somethin’ To Ride To (1992)
Visit our Too $Hort profile for more Too $Hort songs, lyrics & info!
- DIRTY VEGAS19 Songs & Lyrics
- HAWK NELSON19 Songs & Lyrics
- SCARLING19 Songs & Lyrics
- AMICI FOREVER19 Songs & Lyrics
- MATT DUSK19 Songs & Lyrics
- ANNA NALICK19 Songs & Lyrics
- BOYZ N DA HOOD19 Songs & Lyrics
- YOUNG JEEZY19 Songs & Lyrics
- BAND OF HORSES19 Songs & Lyrics
- DJ KHALED19 Songs & Lyrics
- LEONA LEWIS19 Songs & Lyrics
- ALESHA DIXON19 Songs & Lyrics
Show More
- taylor19 Songs & Lyrics
- FIELD MOB18 Songs & Lyrics
- HURT18 Songs & Lyrics
- LOLLIPOP LUST KILL18 Songs & Lyrics
- NAPPY ROOTS18 Songs & Lyrics
- SIMPLE PLAN18 Songs & Lyrics
- THE MARS VOLTA18 Songs & Lyrics
- DA BAND18 Songs & Lyrics
- G-UNIT18 Songs & Lyrics
- SMILE EMPTY SOUL18 Songs & Lyrics
- THE FRAY18 Songs & Lyrics
- THE PINK SPIDERS18 Songs & Lyrics
- LLOYD BANKS18 Songs & Lyrics
- COLD WAR KIDS18 Songs & Lyrics
- COWBOY TROY18 Songs & Lyrics
- SUICIDE SILENCE18 Songs & Lyrics
- VASHAWN MITCHELL18 Songs & Lyrics
- J. COLE18 Songs & Lyrics
- J. HOLIDAY18 Songs & Lyrics
- YOUNG MC17 Songs & Lyrics
- SHAI17 Songs & Lyrics
- THE DEREK TRUCKS BAND17 Songs & Lyrics
- TIESTO17 Songs & Lyrics
- YO GOTTI17 Songs & Lyrics
- BIG BROVAZ17 Songs & Lyrics
- DEATH FROM ABOVE 197917 Songs & Lyrics
- WE ARE SCIENTISTS17 Songs & Lyrics
- MURPHY LEE17 Songs & Lyrics
- ALL TIME LOW17 Songs & Lyrics
- ALTER BRIDGE17 Songs & Lyrics
- YOUNG GUNZ17 Songs & Lyrics
- 21317 Songs & Lyrics
- SARA BAREILLES17 Songs & Lyrics
- ARASH17 Songs & Lyrics
- ED SHEERAN17 Songs & Lyrics
- KANO17 Songs & Lyrics
- TONY YAYO17 Songs & Lyrics
- WEBBIE17 Songs & Lyrics
- JOHN CENA17 Songs & Lyrics
- JONAS BROTHERS17 Songs & Lyrics
- ASHLEY TISDALE17 Songs & Lyrics
- BLAQK AUDIO17 Songs & Lyrics
- ONEREPUBLIC17 Songs & Lyrics
- PLIES17 Songs & Lyrics
- SERJ TANKIAN17 Songs & Lyrics
- THE NAKED BROTHERS BAND17 Songs & Lyrics
- jamie17 Songs & Lyrics
- LADY SAW16 Songs & Lyrics
- SEAN LENNON16 Songs & Lyrics
- GOLDFRAPP16 Songs & Lyrics
- PHOENIX16 Songs & Lyrics
- ZERO 716 Songs & Lyrics
- THE BUTTERFLY EFFECT16 Songs & Lyrics
- BABY AKA THE #1 STUNNA16 Songs & Lyrics
- FIREFLIGHT16 Songs & Lyrics
- HOME TOWN HERO16 Songs & Lyrics
- LUMIDEE16 Songs & Lyrics
- SHEEK LOUCH16 Songs & Lyrics
- GEORGE HUFF16 Songs & Lyrics
- JAY SEAN16 Songs & Lyrics
- LUDO16 Songs & Lyrics
- RAGHAV16 Songs & Lyrics
- AUGUSTANA16 Songs & Lyrics
- PROOF16 Songs & Lyrics
- US516 Songs & Lyrics
- WE THE KINGS16 Songs & Lyrics
- MARCOS HERNANDEZ16 Songs & Lyrics
- BUSY SIGNAL16 Songs & Lyrics
- YUNG JOC16 Songs & Lyrics
- THE AVETT BROTHERS16 Songs & Lyrics
- INFERNAL16 Songs & Lyrics
- MIMS16 Songs & Lyrics
- WILL.I.AM16 Songs & Lyrics
- ACE HOOD16 Songs & Lyrics
- mariah16 Songs & Lyrics
- keyshia16 Songs & Lyrics
- THE FIRM15 Songs & Lyrics
- ROB ZOMBIE15 Songs & Lyrics
- DREAM15 Songs & Lyrics
- MATT WERTZ15 Songs & Lyrics
- O-TOWN15 Songs & Lyrics
- SUNSHINE ANDERSON15 Songs & Lyrics
- MS. JADE15 Songs & Lyrics
- S CLUB15 Songs & Lyrics
- THE CLIPSE15 Songs & Lyrics
- ROONEY15 Songs & Lyrics
- SHINEDOWN15 Songs & Lyrics