Lyrics to
Captain Crunch

This version of Captain Crunch was released by Gwar in 1988.

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Everybody needs somebody to abuse. Every
body needs alotta stuff to eat. Every
body gonna be a body one day–Having
fun? (Mortal scum) Rest assured it’s not
for long. When you least expect your world
reels–You fall to the ground. Will heaven
protect it? (No) A strange new world
that you found. And now, bodies waken–
Soul a-quakin’, you see your jellied corpse
a-bakin’. Your world teeters on the
brink of madness…We shall…kick
that bitch over with gladness–
You enter the sex-plague–You cannot
breed–And you await death–Your anus…
bleeeeeeds…When you’re all dead,
We’ll still be here. Having butt sex–
Cause I’m so queeeeeeeeer…!!
Disciples of Sin!!!

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