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Fat As I Am

This version of Fat As I Am was released by Bette Midler in 1985.

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Fat as I am.
Who wants to see a diva fat as I am?
I get mistaken now for Lainie Kazan.
How is it that I’m fat as I am?

Fat as I am.
The camera’s gonna add a ton to my can.
This is the way they say Godzilla began.
How did I get as fat as I am?

“Try it again.”
All of my friends say I should diet again;
That all my fans are gonna riot again.
“Look what happened to Liz.”

All of my sins
are not as numerous as . . . all of my chins!
I could audition for the doublemint twins.
No one in the biz is as fat as I is.

Ah, but what’s a career
when you put it next to knockwurst and beer?
They could park a DC10 on my rear.
God knows I got the gas!

There goes the chair.
But to tell the truth, I’m too fat to care!
I ate a meatball off the floor right over there.
Ah, you don’t give a damn
when you’re fat as I am!

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Bette Midler has released many songs over the years besides Fat As I Am. Bette Midler released songs from 1972 to 2006 spanning across albums like The Divine Miss M, Bette Midler, Songs For The New Depression, Broken Blossom, Live At Last, Thighs And Whispers, The Rose, Divine Madness, No Frills, Mud Will Be Flung Tonight!, Beaches, Some People's Lives, For The Boys, Gypsy, Bette Of Roses, Bathhouse Betty, Bette, Bette Midler Sings The Rosemary Clooney Songbook, Bette Midler Sings The Peggy Lee Songbook, and Cool Yule. Decade Lyrics has over lyrics & songs by Bette Midler.

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