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I Want A New Duck

This version of I Want A New Duck was released by Weird Al Yankovic in 1985.

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I want a new duck
One that won’t try to bite
One that won’t chew a hole in my socks
One that won’t quack all night

I want a new duck
One with big webbed feet
One that knows how to wash my car
And keep his room real neat

One that won’t raid the ice box
One that’ll stay in shape
One that’s never gonna try to migrate or escape
Or I’ll tie him up with duck tape

I want a new duck
A mallard I think
One that won’t make a mess of my house
Or build a nest in the bathroom sink

I want a new duck
One that won’t steal my beer
One that won’t stick his bill in my mail
One that knows the duck stops here

One that won’t drive me crazy waddling all around
One who’ll teach me how to swim and help me not to drown
And show me how to get down
How to get down baby

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I want a new duck
Not a swan or a goose
Just a drake I can dress real cute
Think I’m gonna name him Bruce

I want a new duck
Not a quail or an owl
One that won’t molt to much
One that won’t smell too fowl

One that won’t beg for breadcrumbs
Hangin’ around all day
He’d better mind his manners
Better do just what I say
Or he’s gonna be duck patte, duck patte, yah, yah
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Weird Al Yankovic has released many songs over the years besides I Want A New Duck. Weird Al Yankovic released songs from 1983 to 2003 spanning across albums like Weird Al Yankovic, Weird Al Yankovic In 3-D, Dare To Be Stupid, Even Worse, UHF - Original Motion Picture Soundtrack And Other Stuff, Off The Deep End, Alapalooza, Bad Hair Day, Running With Scissors, and Poodle Hat. Decade Lyrics has over lyrics & songs by Weird Al Yankovic.

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