Lyrics to
The Bristol Hotel

This version of The Bristol Hotel was released by Ll Cool J in 1987.

Our About Ll Cool J page at Decade Lyrics includes the lyrics for The Bristol Hotel from 1987 as well as all of the other lyrics from Ll Cool J that we have in our lyrics database.

Here's more interesting things in songs and lyrics tied to Ll Cool J or about the 1980s in general.

I know a fat girl, she wears a orange skirt
You give her twenty dollars and you can do work
She’ll take food stamps and a traveller’s cheque
Because her hair and her face and her life’s a wreck
She wears a bright blonde wig, some high heeled pumps
She’s down in the dumps so she’s sellin’ her rump
She’s a hot little momma and she works every day
If you wanna pay to play, here’s where she stays
She’s at the…

(Bristol Hotel) Room 515
(The Bristol Hotel) Where that at? (Jamaica, Queens!)

I seen her standin’ there, slutty as could be
Offering the putty for a itty-bitty fee
Every red light she’ll come over to your ride
Or she’s standin’ in the doorway tellin’ you to come inside
The Bristol Hotel, cos it ain’t no thing
And her meat tastes better than Burger King
Japanese executives in three-piece suits
Glasses all foggy when they come in the place
The girlies in the Bristol, they’re all in cahoots
He fell asleep and got robbed, and cold chumped his face at the…

Party people check the story cos the story is ill
It’s the story of two men, one Harold, one Bill
They went inside the Bristol on a Saturday night
Harold was cool but Bill felt uptight
The girlies made attempts but Harold played it cool
“Never ever rush, that’s the golden rule
I been comin’ to the Bristol’s ten years of my life
A-yo, what the hell? Yo, man that’s my wife!”

(The…)

You see, a Bristol girl is a one of a kind
And if you know her good enough she won’t make you stand on line
She’ll let you inside, make you pay for the ride
Take off her pants and then it smells like somebody died
You say “What the heck”, because you already paid
Not knowin’ that the guy that went before you had AIDS
Bang bang boogie, she was so amusin’
Next week you’re at the clinic gettin’ blood transfusions
At the…

(The Bristol Hotel)

---

Want more lyrics and songs by Ll Cool J?

Ll Cool J has released many songs over the years besides The Bristol Hotel. Ll Cool J released songs from 1985 to 2004 spanning across albums like Radio, Bigger & Deffer, Walking With The Panther, Mama Said Knock You Out, 14 Shots To The Dome, Mr Smith, Phenomenon, G.O.A.T. (Greatest Of All Time), 10, and The DEFinition. Decade Lyrics has over lyrics & songs by Ll Cool J.

If you're a fan of 1980s music looking for more songs from 1987 or the 1980s overall, you've come to the right place!

More Songs & Lyrics by Ll Cool J

Visit our Ll Cool J profile for more Ll Cool J songs, lyrics & info!

)