Lyrics to
Mister Richard Smoker

This version of Mister Richard Smoker was released by Ween in 1996.

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Mister richard smoker
You’re a poopey poker
Chardonnay & cocaine in the spa
Cigarettes and coffee breath
Little boys on crystal meth
Tonight we’ll tango in the street
You eat
Dog meat

Mister richard smoker
You’re a chicken choker
Tonight you’re gonna
Let it all hang out
Pantihose and aqua net
Smokin’ menthol cigarettes
Tonight we’ll tango in the street
You eat
Dog meat

Smoke!

You eat
Dog meat

Mister richard smoker
You’re an Ono Yoker
Cognac and black coffee
With the boys
Dancin’ in your buster browns
Whirlin’ to the techno sounds
Your hands are wet
Your hair is slick
You smoke
Big dick

Mister richard smoker
You’re a velvet coker
Bruce and Geoff will
Pick you up at ten
Goin’ out
Dancin’ in the city
Friday night
Gotta look pretty
Tonight we’ll tango in the street
You eat
Dog meat

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