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Not If You Were The Last Junkie On Earth

This version of Not If You Were The Last Junkie On Earth was released by The Dandy Warhols in 1997.

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I never thought you’d be a junkie because heroin is so passe.
But today, if you think that I don’t know about depression and emotional pain,
You’re insane, or you’re a fool who hasn’t paid attention to a word that I say.
In a way, I can’t help but feel responsible, I always knew that you were insane
With your pain, but I never thought you’d be a junkie because heroin is so passe, hey.

Heroin is so passe, hey.
Herion is so passe, hey, hey.
Aaaah

So passe nowadays.
You never thought you’d get addicted, just be cooler in an obvious way
I could say, shouldn’t you have got a couple piercings and decided maybe that you were gay,
In a way, I can’t help but feel responsible, I always knew that you were insane
With your pain, but I never thought you’d be a junkie because heroin is so passe, hey.

Heroin is so passe, hey.
Herion is so passe, hey, hey.
Ah ah ah ah, aaah, aaah, aaaah
Ah ah ah ah, aaah, aaah, aaaah
Ah ah ah ah, aaah, aaaaaaah

Heroin is so passe, hey.
Heroin is so passe, hey
Heroin is so passe, hey, hey.
Ah ah ah ah, aaah, aaah, aaaah,
Ah ah ah ah, aaah, aaah, aaaah,
hey hey hey hey heyyy, heyyy, heyyyyy

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