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Trippin With Dick Vitale

This version of Trippin With Dick Vitale was released by Kid Rock in 1993.

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Dum diti dum dang dang di dum
2 bums in an alley with a bottle of rum
1 bum said look Jack I’m the shit
put his knees to his ears and sucked his own dick
My mothers crazy I think she sniffs glue
she never liked me and I know that’s true
Kicked me out the crib becuz I got a tattoo
No one loves me and no one cares
and all I ever get is funny stares
I can’t help it if I’m nothin but a wino
so I hang at the zoo chillin with the rhinos
Stealin’ bottles of booze outta A & P
I know a girl at Denny’s and I always eat free
Got the same birthdate as Thomas Crapper
for Christmas I bought the old man the Clapper
I’m so dapper u can call me Dan
but they call me round eye when I’m chilin in Japan
Got a bad ass bitch adn she ain’t no dike
but fuck that ho and let me tell ya what I like
I like bean burritos from Taco Bell
I like trippin on acid with Dick Vitale
My hair ain’t plastic and my clothes aren’t clashin’
I write my rhymes on a schooner in a 90’s fashion
Took too many many trip and now I can’s stop trippin
my mellow D. killed a rat in the kitchen
U think u toke tuff I’d disagree
nobody blows more doobs than Richard D.
I get ill on hoes who I know ain’t fertile
I’m a real jet setter like Cecil turtle
I’m down with Bill Bands so Fuck Joe Glover
and while I’m at it muther fuck fat ass Sally Struthers
U look fine girl kinda undercover
but I can’t fuck ya cuz you look like my mother
I said dang digee dang di dang dang
it ain’t Eric Estrada or Kool and The Gang
U know I hand in the Clem chillin on the strip
with all them mother fuckers who slang that shit
U know I’m a pimp hold my dick like a holster
u sing it “all the girls want a kid rock poster”
Lifes a big joke and that’s how it strikes me
but fuck it cuz I know “Somebody up there likes me.”
Assholes are only assholes, fo sho’

Kid Rock has released many songs over the years besides Trippin With Dick Vitale. Kid Rock released songs from 1990 to 2007 spanning across albums like Grits Sandwiches For Breakfast, The Polyfuze Method, Early Mornin' Stoned Pimp, Devil Without A Cause, Cocky, Kid Rock, and Rock N Roll Jesus. Decade Lyrics has over lyrics & songs by Kid Rock.

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