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Champagne For My Real Friends, Real Pain For My Sham Friends

Released by Fall Out Boy in 2005

From the Album: From Under The Cork Tree |

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You are a getaway car, a rush of blood to the head
But me, I’m just the covers on top of your bed
You steer away in a rear view mirror, you make my head swim
I keep you warm and won’t ask you where you’ve been

With your backless black dress soaked to the skin
When it’s said and done they’re all scrambling
And we’re friends, yeah we’re friends
Just because we move units

Strike us like matches, cause everyone deserves the flames
We only do it for the scars and stories, not the fame
At least everyone is trying, everyone is shining
Everyone deserves the flames but it’s such a shame
Such a shame

The sounds of this small town make my ears hurt
Oh yeah, you caught me. But I caught you one worse
They say, “You want a war? You’ve got a war.”
But who are you fighting for?
The tides out, the ship’s run aground
We drown traitors in shallow water

With your backless black dress soaked to the skin
When it’s said and done they’re all scrambling
And we’re friends, yeah we’re friends
Just because we move units

Strike us like matches, cause everyone deserves the flames
We only do it for the scars and stories, not the fame
At least everyone is trying, everyone is shining
Everyone deserves the flames but it’s such a shame
Such a shame

At least everyone is trying, everyone is shining
Everyone deserves the flames but it’s such a shame
Such a shame

Strike us like matches, cause everyone deserves the flames
We only do it for the scars and stories, not the fame
At least everyone is trying, everyone is shining
Everyone deserves the flames but it’s such a shame
Such a shame

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Fall Out Boy has released many songs over the years besides Champagne For My Real Friends, Real Pain For My Sham Friends. Fall Out Boy released songs from 2003 to 2007 spanning across albums like Fall Out Boy's Evening Out With Your Girlfriend, Take This To Your Grave, My Heart Will Always Be The B-Side To My Tongue, From Under The Cork Tree, and Infinity On High. Decade Lyrics has over lyrics & songs by Fall Out Boy.

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