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Fun Things To Fuck (If You’re A Winner)

This version of Fun Things To Fuck (If You’Re A Winner) was released by Nofx in 2001.

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Fun things to fuck
Fun things to fuck
Fun things to fuck
Fun things to fuck

Fuck the front door, fuck the back
Fuck the good girls with the knack
Fuck the government until they fuck you back
Fuck a muslim, fuck a jew
Fuck fans of blink 182
That’s illegal if you were born in ’83
yeah, yeah, yeah

Fuck a bean cheese burrito
Fuck a bowl of cookie dough
Fuck the space between the big and neighbor toe
Fuck a cop, fuck a marine
Fuck a jar of vaseline
Fuck a calzone with pepperoni
Fuck a midget, fuck a dwarf
Fuck Chris Cringle with an elf
But before you fuck it all… go fuck yourself!

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Nofx has released many songs over the years besides Fun Things To Fuck (If You’Re A Winner). Nofx released songs from 1988 to 2005 spanning across albums like Liberal Animation, S&M Airlines, Ribbed, Maximum Rock 'n' Roll, White Trash, Two Heebs, And A Bean, Punk In Drublic, Fuck The Kids, Heavy Petting Zoo/Eating Lamb, So Long And Thanks For All The Shoes, The Decline, Pump Up The Valuum, Surfer, 45 Or 46 Songs That Weren't Good Enough To Go On Our Other Records, BYO Split Series, Vol. III (NOFX/Rancid), and 7 Inch Of The Month Club. Decade Lyrics has over lyrics & songs by Nofx.

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