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Happiness Is Not A Warm Scalpel

This version of Happiness Is Not A Warm Scalpel was released by Paris Hilton in 2008.

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I’ve never been so surgically maimed!

Amber, please, it’s not that bad.

I’ll be the laughingstock of the stage!

Daughter, please, it’s not so bad.

This is your fault!
I asked you to help me!

Now, amber, please.
I warned you about this.
Happiness is not a warm scalpel.

I don’t care! it’s not fair!

Baby, baby, baby, don’t do this.

I will never sing again!

I gave you the life I wished I’d had.

I look like a crime scene, dad.

All you ever do is take, take, take. all I ever do is give.
I said nothing when you came to me
Asking, “can I be asian?”

That surgery was only $90 grand!

I did not complain
When you changed your name
From largo to sweet.

I need a stage name!

You are a disgrace!
Your genes are not worthy of mine!

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