This version of High School Party (Girl) was released by Bo Burnham in 2008.
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High school party, senior year
Boys and girls are all sippin’ on beer
I like soda, where’s the soda? Am I the only fucking person here that likes soda?
I see her from across the crowd
I said the party is bumpin’ and the music is loud
You’re really drunk and you’re lookin’ sad… It’s like a date rape ad
Girl, then we start to dance and
Girl, baby this is romance
Girl, I’m startin’ to grow down below
Shit, why did I wear sweat pants?
Girl, you’re body’s like what conjunction junction
That’s a fine ass, butt (but)
I’m like a cashew in a lollipop
Just keep suckin’ till you get to the nut
And I said let’s rob an Asian kitchen
Or stroll down the block
Either way girl, we’re takin’ a wok (..Nothing?)
You’re gonna love me the way my uncle did
Except you’re not gonna go to court for doin’ it
Be a guillotine or my girl instead
Either way you’re givin’ me head
I’m gonna love you, baby the right way
Shorty with a body lookin’ hotty when I say girl
When I say girl
We go into the bedroom exchanging nervous laughter
Why’s it called dry humping, if I always need a towel after?
You spread your naked legs and I see that wound that never healed
Even though you’re yellin’ for me, I can tell your lips are sealed
We’re both aware of my erection, you ask if I have protection
I say:
“Well no, I tried to buy them once
I was in the convenience store
My old babysitter walked in
I had to hide them near the Tic-Tac’s
I was so embarrassed, I peed myself a little bit”
Girl, girl
Insert a euphemism
A sexy mental prism
Increase my pelvic rhythm
Fill you with my syllogism
I know your body and I know how to please you
Don’t thank me, thank Wikipedia
Guys don’t go down, well I am-
What the fuck is that? I should have brought my diagram
Ooh… Did you feel that? That was an educated guess
Ooh… Did you feel that? Uh, that one was a sneeze, my bad
High school party, senior year
None of that happened ’cause I wasn’t invited..
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