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My Vagina

This version of My Vagina was released by Nofx in 2000.

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My vagina has two sets of lips
But I don’t get monthly blood drips
My vagina hardly even used

My vagina’s got lots of extra skin
They took my outtie and made it an in
Changing Donnie to Marie Osmond

Operation successfull
But now I gotta pee
Through a miniature hole
Gotta remember to put the seat down
And when I wipe my ass
I go from front to back
Cause I don’t want a bladder infection

I never thought I’d miss my vas deferans
I traded it in for a pair of huge cans
Now I get to hang with lesbians

Operation paid up front
Now I show all my friends
My new designer cunt
They think I’m kinda weird
But that’s OK with me
Cause now I kick their ass
Playing from the ladies tee
Theres nothing finer than having a vagina

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Nofx has released many songs over the years besides My Vagina. Nofx released songs from 1988 to 2005 spanning across albums like Liberal Animation, S&M Airlines, Ribbed, Maximum Rock 'n' Roll, White Trash, Two Heebs, And A Bean, Punk In Drublic, Fuck The Kids, Heavy Petting Zoo/Eating Lamb, So Long And Thanks For All The Shoes, The Decline, Pump Up The Valuum, Surfer, 45 Or 46 Songs That Weren't Good Enough To Go On Our Other Records, BYO Split Series, Vol. III (NOFX/Rancid), and 7 Inch Of The Month Club. Decade Lyrics has over lyrics & songs by Nofx.

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