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Your Hubcaps Cost More Than My Car

This version of Your Hubcaps Cost More Than My Car was released by Nofx in 2005.

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Your hubcaps cost more than my car
And your car cost more than my house
Your house cost more than I could make in twenty years
But your balloon cost the same as mine

As you drive away, I laugh with my friends
‘Cause I just cost you your life
And when they find your body slumped over the wheel
I’ll be in bed soundly asleep

Your epitaph was written by a Cardinal
Your coffin was carved out of a tree
Your funeral was attended by thousands
But your overdose was arranged by me

As I read the morning paper, I laugh with my friends
I just took out a man of God
He is survived by seven kids and precious wife
He died of unknown causes in his car

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Nofx has released many songs over the years besides Your Hubcaps Cost More Than My Car. Nofx released songs from 1988 to 2005 spanning across albums like Liberal Animation, S&M Airlines, Ribbed, Maximum Rock 'n' Roll, White Trash, Two Heebs, And A Bean, Punk In Drublic, Fuck The Kids, Heavy Petting Zoo/Eating Lamb, So Long And Thanks For All The Shoes, The Decline, Pump Up The Valuum, Surfer, 45 Or 46 Songs That Weren't Good Enough To Go On Our Other Records, BYO Split Series, Vol. III (NOFX/Rancid), and 7 Inch Of The Month Club. Decade Lyrics has over lyrics & songs by Nofx.

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