Lyrics to
UHF

This version of Uhf was released by Weird Al Yankovic in 1989.

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Put down your remote control
Throw out your TV Guide
Put away your jacket
There’s no need to go outside
Don’t you know that we control the horizontal
We control the verticle, too
We gonna make a couch potato out of you
That’s what we gonna do now

Don’t change the channel
Don’t touch that dial
We got it all on UHF
Kick off your sneakers
Stick around for a while
We got it all on UHF
Don’t worry ’bout your laundry
Forget about your job
Just crank up the volume
And yank off the knob
We got it all, we got it all, we got it all on UHF

Disconnect the phone and leave the dishes in the sink
You better put away your homework
Prime time ain’t no time to think
All you do is make yourself a TV dinner
Press your face right up against the screen
We gonna show you thangs you ain’t ever seen
If you know what I mean, now

Don’t change the channel
Don’t touch that dial
We got it all on UHF
Kick off your sneakers
Stick around for a while
We got it all on UHF
Don’t worry ’bout your laundry
Forget about your job
Just crank up the volume
And yank off the knob
We got it all, we got it all, we got it all on UHF

You can watch us all day
You can watch us all night
You can watch us any time that you please
You can sit around and stare at the picture tube
‘Till your brain turns into cottage cheese
Well, now

Don’t change the channel
Don’t touch that dial
We got it all on UHF
Kick off your sneakers
Stick around for a while
We got it all on UHF
Don’t worry ’bout your laundry
Forget about your job
Just crank up the volume
And yank off the knob
We got it all, we got it all, we got it all on UHF
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We got it all on UHF (UHF)
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We got it all on UHF

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Weird Al Yankovic has released many songs over the years besides Uhf. Weird Al Yankovic released songs from 1983 to 2003 spanning across albums like Weird Al Yankovic, Weird Al Yankovic In 3-D, Dare To Be Stupid, Even Worse, UHF - Original Motion Picture Soundtrack And Other Stuff, Off The Deep End, Alapalooza, Bad Hair Day, Running With Scissors, and Poodle Hat. Decade Lyrics has over lyrics & songs by Weird Al Yankovic.

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