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Cavity Search

This version of Cavity Search was released by Weird Al Yankovic in 1996.

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Listen to the Muzak
Hearin’ people scream
Sittin’ in the waiting room
Readin’ crappy magazines
With a toothache
This is it, pal
Root Canal

My molars are impacted
I’m gettin’ gum disease
I’m gonna need some fillings
Got twelve cavities
Can you help me
Have mercy
Doctor, please

My teeth are a fright
Got a huge overbite
Numb me, drill me
Floss me, bill me

You jab at my nerve endings
It’s driving me insane
Just give me nitrous oxide
Shoot me up with novocaine
Help me out here
‘Cause I’m so severe
Pain

Please stop for a bit
Let me rinse and spit
Numb me, drill me
Floss me, bill me

You validate my parking
I think that I’m okay
But you make one more appointment for
A week from Saturday
‘Cause you came upon
A problem on
My x-ray
Oy vey!

I’m getting absurd
Well, I hope I’m insured, now
Numb me, drill me
Floss me, bill me

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Weird Al Yankovic has released many songs over the years besides Cavity Search. Weird Al Yankovic released songs from 1983 to 2003 spanning across albums like Weird Al Yankovic, Weird Al Yankovic In 3-D, Dare To Be Stupid, Even Worse, UHF - Original Motion Picture Soundtrack And Other Stuff, Off The Deep End, Alapalooza, Bad Hair Day, Running With Scissors, and Poodle Hat. Decade Lyrics has over lyrics & songs by Weird Al Yankovic.

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