This version of Santa’S A Fat Bitch was released by Icp (Insane Clown Posse) in 1998.
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Sleigh bells jingle-ling rin jing jingle-ling
Horses, horses, horses, horses.
Sleigh bells jingle-ling ring jing jingle-ling
Santa Claus suck my balls
Drunk as hell rinking bells at the malls
Dancer, Prancer, Dixon and Qupid
I’m a get stupid, ha ha ha, eh
I sat around all night under the chimney
Holding my sack like “gimme gimme”
I know that he’s commin, he’s comming he must
Lookin up nothing but rust, dust.
Turn on my TV the very next day I see your gettin payed
leadin the parade I’m that sniper on the building
Listen to my nine go click, Santa’s a fat bitch
Santa Claus is a fat bitch
(Santa Claus is a fat fat bitch)
Another year and I ain’t get shit
(Another year I ain’t get shit)
If I hear him land on my roof
(Oh my undertaker)
I’m a bust your ass in the too-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooth
Yeah I got something to say about St. Nick
Fuck that hoe he never brought Shaggs shit
No toys, candy canes, just a lump of coal,
So I eat it, cause there ain’t nothing in the cubbards
So I’ll be quick, quick and brief
All I need for Christmas is my two front teeth
I got my teeth, kicked out my mouth
I need a few new ones could you help me out
Should of known I’d get the short end of the stick
No kinda gift I didn’t get shit
Some say I was bad but that wasn’t it
It’s all because, Santa’s a fat bitch
Santa Claus is a fat bitch
(Santa fuck you cause your a hoe)
Another year and I ain’t got shit
(Another year I ain’t get shit)
If I hear him land on my roof
I’m a bust your ass in the too-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooth
“Oh-ho-ho don’t go that way Roudolf that’s the ghetto.
Ho-ho, those boys and girls don’t deserve anything.”
Slaybells ringling jing jing jingle-ling
horses, horses, horses, horses
Santa Claus, Santa Claus where you been?
I see you got cookies and milk on your chin
I guess you had time to collect your ends
You always been down for your rich friend
But Roudolf, he don’t bring his sleigh my way
Nothing but coal and dirt for little J
I guess you couldn’t fit down my chimney shaft
You need to loose some of that fat ass, eh
All the little rich boys they gettin payed
Counting the toys and duckets they made
Me? I got a little half little chunk of dog shit
I’m a kill that fat bitch
Santa Claus is a fat bitch
(He ate too much McDonald’s)
Another year and I ain’t get shit
(Mrs. Claus is a ho)
If I hear him land on my roof
(Slice that bitch in the big red coat)
I’m a bust your ass in the too-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooth
For the neighborhood Christmas and everythings whack
Not a creature sturrin but a fucking rat
I ain’t hearing jingle bells I ain’t hearing nothing
Ain’t smelling no Turkey sure as hell ain’t no stuffing
All that I payed, wished and prayed
That fat mother fucker would swing my way
Drop off soldiers and rubber balls
But I woke up and found some crusty old drawers
Just as I knew it shaft again, and again, and again, and again
Every year I wake up to the same old shit….house
There be no sign of the fat bitch
Santa Claus is a fat bitch
(Santa Claus is a fat bitch)
Another year and I ain’t get shit
(Another year I ain’t get shit)
If I hear him land on my roof
(If I hear him land on my roof)
I’m a bust your ass in the too-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooth
Santa Claus is a fat bitch
(Santa Claus is a fat bitch)
Another year and I ain’t get shit
(I ain’t ge-et shi-it)
If I hear him land on my roof
(Ro-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoof)
I’m a bust your ass in the too-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooth
“He’s got a fuzzy white beard and a great big smile,
A bright red hat you can see for a mile,
A bag full of goodies and a great big grin,
Here comes Santa Claus again.”
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