This version of Joining The Cult was released by Adam Sandler in 1996.
Our About Adam Sandler page at Decade Lyrics includes the
Here's more interesting things in songs and lyrics tied to Adam Sandler or about the 1990s in general.
“Hey man, I’m joining a religious cult.”
“Now, that’s ridiculous.”
“Well, I’m joining it, so you gotta sign up too.”
“What are you talking about?”
“Hey, don’t fuck me on this, man, just sign up.”
“No, I’m not going to join a cult!”
“I can’t believe you’re pulling this shit on me after Monday night –”
“What?
“– I wanted to watch Monday Night Football
and you wanted to watch that other show and we watched your show —
I did that for you!”
“Yeah, well, you kept flippin’ back to the game.”
“I WANTED TO SEE THE FUCKIN’ SCORE!
Whadda you gotta do that’s so fucking importnat you can’t join the religious cult with me?”
“Well, I was gonna go sunbathing.”
“Oh, boy, no no, I don’t think you should do that.
Because this guy, Russell — he’s the leader-guy of the cult –”
“– yeah –”
“– he was rambling on during one of the speeches
about the sun being bad, like the beast can’t come out
because the sun’s too bright and the sun hurts his eyes or something —
you show up all sunburned and that guy’s gonna get pissed at you and me!”
“Well, I’m not in the cult, so I don’t have to worry about pissing the leader guy off!”
“Look, I’m — starting to believe in some of the stuff the cult guy’s been saying —
some of it makes a lot of sense!
“Well, good, but I don’t want to join the cult.
We can still hang out; I just won’t be in it with you.”
“The point is, I’m not gonna have time to hang out with you because I’m gonna be fuckin’ busy with this fuckin’ cult!”
“So I’ll visit on weekends — we’ll work it out.”
“No, the weekends are like the busiest time —
that’s when we go to flea malls and fuckin’ malls and talk people into joining, man!”
“Can I join for just a little while?
I told my dad I’d go visit him in Florida in three weeks.”
“Well, just, we’ll ask then, but we gotta join now.”
“What’s the hurry?”
“There’s a girl I wanna meet there, what the fuck’s your problem?”
“Well, I mean I don’t really have to believe in this stuff, do I?”
“No, no, just fuckin’ tell everybody you believe in this shit — when they say the sun sucks, go,
“Yeah, fuck the sun, I fuckin’ hate it too, long live the fuckin’ beast.”
“I don’t know, man. This is crazy.”
“Look, they’re gonna give you clothers, a free haircut, you’re gonna get food –”
“– it’s not gonna be one of those weird haircuts, is it?”
“It’s gonna be a haircut, all right?
You said you need a haircut, they’re gonna fuckin’ cut your hair.
You’re going in, saving twelve bucks, just fuckin’ do it!”
“Do you think the hot girl has a friend for me?”
“Yeah, sure, and if she doesn’t, she’ll go out and recruit one for you!”
“Well, all right. But, hey, if I don’t like it, I’m going to escape, man.”
“OK, that’s up to you.”
“The night time is the right time!
The night time is the right time!”
“Hey buddy, are you glad you did this?”
“Oh, this is the best thing I ever did. Thank you.”
“You’re not mad at them making you, uh, kill your father, are you?”
“You know, it’s like they said. It was the only way to save him.”
“You’re a good guy.”
“You’re a better one.”
Want more lyrics and songs by Adam Sandler?
Adam Sandler has released many songs over the years besides
If you're a fan of popular 1990s songs looking for more songs from 1996 or the 1990s overall, you've come to the right place!
More Songs & Lyrics by Adam Sandler
- Assistant Principal’s Big Day (1993)
- At A Medium Pace (1993)
- Buddy (1993)
- Fatty McGee (1993)
- Food Innuendo Guy (1993)
- I’m So Wasted (1993)
- Lunchlady Land (1993)
- Mr. Spindel’s Phone Call (1993)
- My Little Chicken (1993)
Show More Lyrics
- Oh Mom… (1993)
- Right Field (1993)
- Teenage Love On The Phone (1993)
- The Beating Of A High School Bus Driver (1993)
- The Beating Of A High School Janitor (1993)
- The Beating Of A High School Science Teacher (1993)
- The Beating Of A High School Spanish Teacher (1993)
- The Buffoon And The Dean Of Admissions (1993)
- The Buffoon And The Valedictorian (1993)
- The Cheerleader (1993)
- The Longest Pee (1993)
- The Thanksgiving Song (1993)
- Toll Booth Willie (1993)
- Crazy Love (1996)
- Dip Doodle (1996)
- Do It For Your Mama (1996)
- Memory Lane (1996)
- Mr. Bake-O (1996)
- Ode To My Car (1996)
- Respect (1996)
- Sex Or Weight Lifting (1996)
- Steve Polychronopolous (1996)
- The Adventures Of The Cow (1996)
- The Chanuka Song (1996)
- The Excited Southerner At A Job Interview (1996)
- The Excited Southerner Gets Pulled Over (1996)
- The Excited Southerner Meets Mel Gibson (1996)
- The Excited Southerner Orders A Meal (1996)
- The Excited Southerner Proposes To A Woman (1996)
- The Goat (1996)
- The Hypnotist (1996)
- What The Hell Happened To Me? (1996)
- Bad Boyfriend (1997)
- Cordurory Blues (1997)
- Dancin’ And Pantsin’ (1997)
- Four Years Old (1997)
- Listenin’ To The Radio (1997)
- Moyda (1997)
- Pickin’ Daisies (1997)
- Red Hooded Sweatshirt (1997)
- Sweat Beatrice (1997)
Visit our Adam Sandler profile for more Adam Sandler songs, lyrics & info!
- JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE13 Songs & Lyrics
- LIL' COREY13 Songs & Lyrics
- NESIAN MYSTIK13 Songs & Lyrics
- RAPHAEL SAADIQ13 Songs & Lyrics
- TRUTH HURTS13 Songs & Lyrics
- THE BEU SISTERS13 Songs & Lyrics
- DAVE MATTHEWS13 Songs & Lyrics
- DAVID SNEDDON13 Songs & Lyrics
- DEPSWA13 Songs & Lyrics
- FINGERTIGHT13 Songs & Lyrics
- JS13 Songs & Lyrics
- KYM MARSH13 Songs & Lyrics
Show More
- LATIF13 Songs & Lyrics
- RACHEL STEVENS13 Songs & Lyrics
- SHOUT OUT LOUDS13 Songs & Lyrics
- SOLANGE KNOWLES13 Songs & Lyrics
- AVION13 Songs & Lyrics
- DEAD CELEBRITY STATUS13 Songs & Lyrics
- J-KWON13 Songs & Lyrics
- KYPRIOS13 Songs & Lyrics
- NINA SKY13 Songs & Lyrics
- WILEY13 Songs & Lyrics
- THE RED JUMPSUIT APPARATUS13 Songs & Lyrics
- THE WAILIN' JENNYS13 Songs & Lyrics
- THE UNICORNS13 Songs & Lyrics
- FANTASIA BARRINO13 Songs & Lyrics
- RAY CHARLES13 Songs & Lyrics
- THE ZUTONS13 Songs & Lyrics
- ROB MILLS13 Songs & Lyrics
- TAMYRA GRAY13 Songs & Lyrics
- D4L13 Songs & Lyrics
- FLIPSYDE13 Songs & Lyrics
- HOPE PARTLOW13 Songs & Lyrics
- HOT APPLE PIE13 Songs & Lyrics
- LUCIE SILVAS13 Songs & Lyrics
- LUX COURAGEOUS13 Songs & Lyrics
- MANAFEST13 Songs & Lyrics
- MASSARI13 Songs & Lyrics
- N2U13 Songs & Lyrics
- NO ADDRESS13 Songs & Lyrics
- PENDULUM13 Songs & Lyrics
- TEAM SLEEP13 Songs & Lyrics
- WEDNESDAY 1313 Songs & Lyrics
- THE MAGIC NUMBERS13 Songs & Lyrics
- THE HUSH SOUND13 Songs & Lyrics
- THE LIKE13 Songs & Lyrics
- ALI LOHAN13 Songs & Lyrics
- CHERISH13 Songs & Lyrics
- DAUGHTRY13 Songs & Lyrics
- EXAMPLE13 Songs & Lyrics
- SHAYNE WARD13 Songs & Lyrics
- SHE WANTS REVENGE13 Songs & Lyrics
- STATE RADIO13 Songs & Lyrics
- ANIMAL COLLECTIVE13 Songs & Lyrics
- CHARLOTTE GAINSBOURG13 Songs & Lyrics
- COLLIE BUDDZ13 Songs & Lyrics
- DEAR AND THE HEADLIGHTS13 Songs & Lyrics
- EMIGRATE13 Songs & Lyrics
- FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH13 Songs & Lyrics
- GORILLA ZOE13 Songs & Lyrics
- GROUP 1 CREW13 Songs & Lyrics
- MANDISA13 Songs & Lyrics
- MARVIN SAPP13 Songs & Lyrics
- METRO STATION13 Songs & Lyrics
- MIKA13 Songs & Lyrics
- PUSCIFER13 Songs & Lyrics
- RICH BOY13 Songs & Lyrics
- SIXX:A.M.13 Songs & Lyrics
- TANK13 Songs & Lyrics
- T-SQUAD13 Songs & Lyrics
- THE PUPPINI SISTERS13 Songs & Lyrics
- MUTYA BUENA13 Songs & Lyrics
- NICKI MINAJ13 Songs & Lyrics
- YAEL NAIM13 Songs & Lyrics
- THE VIEW13 Songs & Lyrics
- CELTIC THUNDER13 Songs & Lyrics
- THIS DAY & AGE13 Songs & Lyrics
- marc13 Songs & Lyrics
- paul13 Songs & Lyrics
- mason13 Songs & Lyrics
- leon13 Songs & Lyrics
- tiziano13 Songs & Lyrics
- luis13 Songs & Lyrics
- tom13 Songs & Lyrics
- KORN12 Songs & Lyrics
- JUNIOR M.A.F.I.A.12 Songs & Lyrics
- AZ YET12 Songs & Lyrics
- CHARLOTTE CHURCH12 Songs & Lyrics
- JORDAN KNIGHT12 Songs & Lyrics
- B4-412 Songs & Lyrics
- CHARLIE WILSON12 Songs & Lyrics
- MIKAILA12 Songs & Lyrics
- STEVE HOLY12 Songs & Lyrics
- BINOCULAR12 Songs & Lyrics
- DUNGEON FAMILY12 Songs & Lyrics
- EDEN'S CRUSH12 Songs & Lyrics
- G-DEP12 Songs & Lyrics
- KRYSTAL HARRIS12 Songs & Lyrics
- APEX THEORY12 Songs & Lyrics