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The Excited Southerner Proposes To A Woman

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“And now the Excited Southerner proposes to a girl.”

“You wanted to ask me something?”
“Yes, I did. I – first of all I just wanted to say that you’re —
very pretty girl, and I, I — hoo —
you’the — we’ve known each other for so long now,
and-uh, it’s about time that the two of us —
we’re both getting older right now, and-uh, and I don’t want to die alone, I —
tell you that much — hoo —
getting ahead of myself —
got ta slow down, hoo-hoo, concentrate on what I’m trying to get across
to you right now, hoo, I mean,
whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-willing to be a house husband,
you don’t have to qu-qu-qu-qu-quit your job there,
there, I’m, I’m, the-, I’m, I’m — hoo, honeymoon in the Poconos, with the —
hoo, woo hoo — sex optional —
you don’t have to do what you don’t want to do, hoo hoo hoo hoo,
someday you’re going to love me, and that — that’s fi–
til death do us part I,
we’ll get the chocolate cake and the sunrise and the sunset —
no prenuptial agree –”
“Look, are you trying to ask me to marry you?
Because I’m just not ready for that kind of commitment.”
“Coooooo.”

Adam Sandler has released many songs over the years besides The Excited Southerner Proposes To A Woman. Adam Sandler released songs from 1993 to 2004 spanning across albums like They're All Gonna Laugh At You!, What The Hell Happened To Me?, What's Your Name?, Stan And Judy's Kid, and Shhh...Don't Tell. Decade Lyrics has over lyrics & songs by Adam Sandler.

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