Lyrics to
Ode To My Car

This version of Ode To My Car was released by Adam Sandler in 1996.

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Piece of shit car
I got a piece of shit car
That fuckin’ pile of shit
Never gets me very far

My car’s a big piece of shit
‘Cause the shocks are fucking shot
And my seatbelt’s fucking broken
I got to tie it in a knot
(It’s a piece of shit)

I can’t see through the windshield
‘Cause it’s got a big fucking’ crack
And the interior smells real bad
‘Cause my friend puked in the back
(It’s a piece of shit)

(Piece of shit car)
Piece of shit car
(He’s got a piece of shit car)
It sucks royal dick
(That fuckin’ pile of shit)
100% crap
(Never gets him very far)
Oh fuck you car

It’s got no CD player, it only got the 8-track
Whoever designed my car can lick my sweaty nut sack
(They can bite his ass too)
And I got no fuckin’ brakes
I’m always way out of control
Eleven times a day I hear “Hey, watch it asshole”
(You fuckin’ piece of shit)

(Piece of shit car)
I got piece of shit car
(He got a piece of shit car)
Diesel gas sucks my ass
(That fuckin’ pile of shit)
That pile of metal shit
(Never gets him very far)

Oh what the fuck did I do
What the fuck did I do
What the fuck did I do
To get stuck with you
You’re too wide for drive-through
And you smell like the shoe
But I’m too broke to buy something new
Oh fuck me

Well the engine likes to flood
The car always fuckin’ stalls
And the seat cushion’s got a big rip
So a spring always pokes the balls
(Ouch, ouch, ouch)
Plus the door locks are busted
I gotta use a fucking coat hanger
(What a pain in his ass)
And if a girlie sees my car
There’s no chance I’ll ever bang her
(He never ever gets the pussy)
Hey shut up
(Piece of shit car)
You piece of shit car

(You got a piece of shit car)
You piece of shit car
(Piece of shit car)
Bald fuckin’ tires
(You got a piece of shit car)
No rearview fucking mirror
(Piece of shit car)
Seven different colors
(You got a piece of shit car)
Fucking rag for a gas cap
(Piece of shit car)
Tailpipe makes the sparks fly everywhere
(You got a piece of shit car)
(Piece of shit car)
(You got a piece of shit car)
(Piece of shit car)
Oh the whole town thinks I’m a loser
(You got a piece of shit car)
Cabby give me a push
(Piece of shit car…)

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