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Cool Guy 5

This version of Cool Guy 5 was released by Adam Sandler in 1999.

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Hey, honey.
S’up baby? Looking all smooth, standing on the corner at 3 in the morning and shit. You cold, baby? You want to use me as a blanket?

I’m just doing my thing.

Well, does doing your thing mean your tricky? ‘Cause I’d like to invest some of my hard earned money towards loving you, if you know what I getting at.

Well, how much you got, big man?

Well, I’m willing to drop 50 dollars on your ass, but there’s a condition going on.

What’s that?

You’re going to have to put those lucious lips of yours on… my… slub-a-dub.

Ooh, I can do that.

You can?

Mm-hmm.

You mean, you ain’t going make fun of the fact that I called my gizza-gazza a “slub-a-dub”?

Honey you can call your thing what ever you want to as long as you got 50 bucks.

Oh sna… well, alright then here’s the 50 dollars, and here’s my flip stick, now start wetting that thing up.

Sir, you are under arrest.

You got to be fucking with mind here.

No, I’m not.

Good job, Denise. We’ll take him from here.

WHAT?!?! You going to arrest my ass for trying to get a ride on my slip ‘n’ slide? Fuck that shit.

Hey honey, when you get to jail, you’re going to be on the other end of a slip ‘n’ slide, and I hope you enjoy yourself.

WWWWHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTT?!?!?!

Just get in the back, asshole.

You sick fuck.

Damn!! This is a bunch of bullshit!!!

Piss on me.

WHAT?!

Please, piss me.

NO!!!

Just a tinkle.

Fuck that, keep him away from me.

Urine.

Keep this man away from me.

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