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The Hypnotist

This version of The Hypnotist was released by Adam Sandler in 1996.

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Hi, Dr. Stewart.
Hi, Dr. Stewart. Nice to meet you — I’m Gary Phelps.
My pleasure. Gary, have you ever been hypnotized before?
No, I haven’t. I’m actually quite nervous, but I just, uh, I —
All right, and you were referred to me by anyone…?
To be honest with you,
I saw your name in the Yellow Pages,
and It said you’re good at this stuff, so I just,
I gotta give it a shot, just kick this whole cigarette thing…
So smoking is your problem?
Yeah, I can’t stop smoking and it’s —
it’s finally, like, affecting everything I do,
I can’t run, I can’t play basketball and all that stuff like that, so I,
I gotta give it up.
How long have you smoked, Gary?
Uh, I started when I was eleven years old, and I just can’t kick it, you know?

Yeah, right.
All right, Gary, why don’t you just have a seat here and sit down and just relax —
what I do is hypnosis.
Right.
Basically I just want you to sit back and relax —
let yourself sit back and relax and sink into the chair, and ,
um, just feel comfortable and trust me.

Uh…
That’s it.
O-kay….
That’s it.
That was…o-kay…
All right? Okay. Gary, I want you to close your eyes,
and I just want you to again relax and try to concentrate on nothing.
Okay? That’s it. Now I’m gonna count backwards from five to zero —
Right.
— and I just want you to relax, and you’re going to fall into a deep state of mind —
of subconsciousness — you’re very comfortable,
I’ll be counting back from five, I just want you to relax,
and just think of nothing.

Are you gonna keep doing that, or…?
Hmm? Just concentrate now. That’s it.
Close your eyes. Keep your eyes closed. Okay. Now.
We’re very comfortable.
Five , we’re thinking of nothing except being comfortable
and nothing’s bothering us. Okay.
When I say the word “relax,” listen to me, you’re sinking, you’re sinking,
Oh my god…that was, uh….are you gonna keep doing that?
Please just try to relax; that wasn’t me. Okay.
You’re very stressed — you’re very stressed.
Okay, four, we’re relaxing, we’re relaxing, you’re very comfortable,
you’re very, very soothed. Okay. Four, three…
Oh my dear god, sir…uh, I can’t…
That was the couch. I know it sounded like — it’s —
the vinyl — it’s a new couch — please, just try and concentrate.
Okay. And we’re very sleepy, we’re relaxed, thinking nothing bothers us,
nothing bothers us —
Uh, um, all right, could you open a window, maybe?
I’m just having a tough time concentrating —
Hmm? Here we go — there, there, we’re relaxing, we’re relaxing
three, two, two —
I was just going to ask you if you could maybe stop doing that.
I can’t concentrate when you’re doing that.
This is what I do. It’s a counting-down thing.
We’re relaxing now. Just relax — let it go,
don’t focus on anything else, just concentrate on what we’re doing here.
Three, two, relax, relax, that’s it, just relax , we’re relaxing now —
Okay — you’re gonna — that one was —
it’s getting a little irritating —
Hang on just a second here.
Let me just step out a second here.
That’d be good.
All right, and we’re relaxing,
as I leave, we’re relaxing, still relaxing,

Jesus…Oh my God.
We’re relaxing.

Okay, I’m back, we’re relaxing, and we’re counting down,
we’re to two, and all we’re thinking about is healthy, fresh air.
Freshness. Breathing in. Breathing in deep, letting out.
Sir, I’d appreciate if you could stop ‘letting it out’.
But okay, okay, fine, thank you.
That’s it, you’re all right, everything’s good.
All right, you feel very comfortable, you’re sinking into the chair,
we’re relaxing, one , and we’re coming down to zero and —
Oh my god, uh…yes, all right, it was nothing…
No, no, that time that was you.
That wasn’t me!

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